Post by Brandon Cole on Aug 25, 2017 23:22:40 GMT -5
"Ready to meet them?"(Bam asked).
She nodded. "Ready as I'll ever be."
"Right this way," Brandon said as they walked over to where Bam's team was located at, everyone sitting around either chewing the fat, cleaning weapons or joking around like things were back in the day; whistling for everyone's attention, he said, "Hey......hey......hey!" shouting the last bit to get their attention. Everyone stopped what they were doing, eyeing both him and Haley with a mix of anticipation and a "who's the pipsqueak?" kind of look.
"Alright, listen up," Brandon said in his "I'm in charge, pay attention" voice. "This comes straight from the Boss herself...we have a new addition to our team," pausing to point at Haley standing next to him. "This is Haley; she'll be joining our team. Let me introduce them to you, Haley," pointing to each member of his team, starting with...."That's Johnny Knoxville, next to him is Stephen Glover, a/k/a Steve-O--"
"At your service," he replied, to which everyone yelled out, "Sit down, Jackass!" Unperturbed, Brandon continued, "and that's Ryan Dunn, the bearded freak - not to be confused with the other bearded freak, Ehren McGhehey....then there's Jason Acuna, a/k/a Wee-Man and old as Methuselah--"
"Fuck you, Bam!" Wee-Man said jokingly, flashing him a "you're number one" hand symbol; without missing a beat, he continued, "and the dour man next to the Bearded Freaks is Dave England. Next to him is Travis Pastrana and his wife Lyndsey," pausing as both said hello. "Next to them is Jolene Van Vugt," pausing to say to Haley in a whispered voice, "I'll be putting you in with Pastrana and his crew, but don't be surprised if you still get hazed a good bit by everyone though." Looking around, he continued on...."next to her's Tommy Passamante, a/k/a Street Bike Tommy, then Aaron Sauvage, a/k/a Crum and his good friend Dusty Wygle."
Continuing on, he then said, "And these guys are the Suicide Climbers, led by the devil himself, Chris Pontius," pausing as Chris took over to introduce his climbers - "from left to right: Andy Bassich, Glenn Villeneuve, Sue Aikens, Jessie Holmes, Matt Brown and Noah Brown" - all outfitted with climbing gear assembled around them and each working on .50-caliber rifles. Taking things back from Pontius, Brandon said, "and that's pretty much our team, Haley.....any questions before I turn you loose here?"
She nodded. "Ready as I'll ever be."
"Right this way," Brandon said as they walked over to where Bam's team was located at, everyone sitting around either chewing the fat, cleaning weapons or joking around like things were back in the day; whistling for everyone's attention, he said, "Hey......hey......hey!" shouting the last bit to get their attention. Everyone stopped what they were doing, eyeing both him and Haley with a mix of anticipation and a "who's the pipsqueak?" kind of look.
"Alright, listen up," Brandon said in his "I'm in charge, pay attention" voice. "This comes straight from the Boss herself...we have a new addition to our team," pausing to point at Haley standing next to him. "This is Haley; she'll be joining our team. Let me introduce them to you, Haley," pointing to each member of his team, starting with...."That's Johnny Knoxville, next to him is Stephen Glover, a/k/a Steve-O--"
"At your service," he replied, to which everyone yelled out, "Sit down, Jackass!" Unperturbed, Brandon continued, "and that's Ryan Dunn, the bearded freak - not to be confused with the other bearded freak, Ehren McGhehey....then there's Jason Acuna, a/k/a Wee-Man and old as Methuselah--"
"Fuck you, Bam!" Wee-Man said jokingly, flashing him a "you're number one" hand symbol; without missing a beat, he continued, "and the dour man next to the Bearded Freaks is Dave England. Next to him is Travis Pastrana and his wife Lyndsey," pausing as both said hello. "Next to them is Jolene Van Vugt," pausing to say to Haley in a whispered voice, "I'll be putting you in with Pastrana and his crew, but don't be surprised if you still get hazed a good bit by everyone though." Looking around, he continued on...."next to her's Tommy Passamante, a/k/a Street Bike Tommy, then Aaron Sauvage, a/k/a Crum and his good friend Dusty Wygle."
Continuing on, he then said, "And these guys are the Suicide Climbers, led by the devil himself, Chris Pontius," pausing as Chris took over to introduce his climbers - "from left to right: Andy Bassich, Glenn Villeneuve, Sue Aikens, Jessie Holmes, Matt Brown and Noah Brown" - all outfitted with climbing gear assembled around them and each working on .50-caliber rifles. Taking things back from Pontius, Brandon said, "and that's pretty much our team, Haley.....any questions before I turn you loose here?"