Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2016 22:25:17 GMT -5
Darren was bored. He had been driving for hours and found nothing particularly exciting to captivate his lunatic mind. He still had a bit of deer jerky left but that was about it as far as food was concerned. He looked in the sandwhich bag.. His stomach growled as he looked at the tiny piece of meat in his hand. Looking over to the rat sitting beside him Darren sighed and gave the small piece of meat to his pet rat Puke. The tiny little beast nibbled away at it seemingly unconcerned for Darren's hunger or anything else. Darren rounded a corner in his dusty black pickup and tore down the road. He saw the dead shambling into the street and swerved to avoid them. He ran up on the curb and started driving down the sidewalk.... This was a little more like it HAHAHAHAHAHA That's perfect let's plays some chicken. Darren swung the truck around and drove down the road in the direction of the dead. He drove up pushing his foot on the pedal and felt a huge smile gracing his savage face. His eyes were wild with excitment and thrill as he got ready for impact. There was a thud and a splat sound that meshed in beauitful harmony. It was all over the windshield. Appearently the walker didn't know in chicken your supposed to avoid the collison HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... That was fun for a moment but now Darren was bored again. Darren looked to check on his little rat after he pulled the truck over to the side of the road. Puke turned his head to the side and gave Darren a curious look as he had momentarily stopped nibbling his jerky treat...
Darren: What? That guy came out of nowhere....
Puke: Squeak!
Darren: Yeah? What the fuck do you know freakshow! Eat your food!
Darren looked up and saw up the road ways was a house on top of a hill. He saw an American flag waving in the wind. He saw what looked like a trampoliene in the front yard. Hicksville USA.... He thought as he put the truck in gear and sped off towards the house.... He didn't know why but something about it screamed come in and find some cool forgottten shit from the world before the apocalypse.... Who was he kidding... Darren just wanted to do a backflip on the trampoliene.... He saw what looked like watchtowers but no one seemed to be in them at the moment. For all intents and purposes this place looked abandoned from the outside. Darren pulled his truck up to the gate and grabbed his rat Puke and got out. He saluted the flag in a sacastic manor before heading up the driveway..... Wonder if this place has any beer he thought as he pushed open the gate and let himself in......
Darren: What? That guy came out of nowhere....
Puke: Squeak!
Darren: Yeah? What the fuck do you know freakshow! Eat your food!
Darren looked up and saw up the road ways was a house on top of a hill. He saw an American flag waving in the wind. He saw what looked like a trampoliene in the front yard. Hicksville USA.... He thought as he put the truck in gear and sped off towards the house.... He didn't know why but something about it screamed come in and find some cool forgottten shit from the world before the apocalypse.... Who was he kidding... Darren just wanted to do a backflip on the trampoliene.... He saw what looked like watchtowers but no one seemed to be in them at the moment. For all intents and purposes this place looked abandoned from the outside. Darren pulled his truck up to the gate and grabbed his rat Puke and got out. He saluted the flag in a sacastic manor before heading up the driveway..... Wonder if this place has any beer he thought as he pushed open the gate and let himself in......